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It's been a while since I've blogged because frankly I am tired of writing about this dating nonsense, but I had to share what this guy on
OKC just text me today.
Ok so I got an email from a pretty good looking guy on OKC
last night, he’s 37 and he is an acrobat (like Cirque du Soleil type of shit).
So he sends me an email because we both live in Studio City and it’s rare to
meet someone near you, so we chit chat a little before bed and he gives me his #
- I never text guys first so I gave him mine. Fucker wanted to Facetime last
night and I declined and was like ummm it’s 1am my ass is going to bed, I am in
bed in the dark not chatting now. Of course he’s like you can easily remedy
that by flipping a switch, I was like nope not happening I am not getting out
of bed to do that and I am sleeping now.
So today he texts me while at the
dentist and I say I’m at work, and he’s like you should come visit me after.
I’m like visit? Visit where? He says his place and I say I don’t make it a
point to meet strange men at their homes. He then says I shouldn't make it a
point but that he has an adorned acrobatic circus home (or something like
that) and I said as much as I would like to see a circus home I’ll have to pass.
And then he goes on to saying how he is an Airbnb host and he has over 70
reviews, blah blah. Like wtf does that have to do with anything??? Why are 37
year old men fucking weirdos???????
