Saturday, March 15, 2014

Email of the Night

It's been a while since I've done this segment, I've gotten so many gems but I've hastily deleted them. Here's one from HWCarGuy:


"So... Some jumper cables walk into a bar. Bartender says, 'You better not start anything in here.' "


And.... that's all he wrote. My response to him was "How many times have you tried that joke?" I hope I get a response!


Here's one from a 63 year old who could be my dad.... Santiago6102: "I enjoyed your profile and would like to get to know you."


What in the hell would ever make him think that a 31 year old would EVER respond to an old ass man??? He needs a lesson from Patti Stanger in age appropriate dating!


Here's my favorite from this week. This submission comes from Travelman03, he is 42- again far beyond my desired dating age bracket. His email was very simple and to the point: "Hello beautiful babe." Really??? Talk about being a word smith.