And the email of the night goes to Mrning_Wood.
Not only does this Mr. Wood have an obnoxious profile, he also writes retarded emails. For example:
"I dated a chick with the voice. I wanted to slap her but she was fine so she got a pass." (in reference to me writing under my pet peeves women who talk with high pitched/nasaly voices like Paris Hilton)
Really Mr Wood? Give me a break! He gets 2 eyes rolls and an OH BROTHER!