Monday, April 1, 2013

The Random Text From Bachelor #5

So I got a text out of the blue this afternoon from Bachelor #5- the douchebag Army dude who stood me and my lasagna up. I literally have no clue what this even means. Any thoughts or opinions would be much appreciated!

"Morgan, I don't hate you, I really don't like kids. But you are not really a kid anymore. Even when I said that, I didn't mean you." I have no idea what he is talking about right here..... "You are turning into an young adult" He said "an" which should have been "a" but he clearly doesn't know proper English. Also, I am nearly 31, clearly past the age of almost becoming a young adult. "I have, and do consider us friends :) I know I like to give you a hard time like all my other friends. But I am always kidding. Hope you don't think otherwise. P.s. feel free to walk like me anytime :p" What does "walk like me" even mean????

This was totally unsolicited and the last time I thought about this fool was when I was writing his entry. I didn't bother to respond because I don't even know what it means lol...