Bachelor #36 can fall under the category of a "One Hit Wonder," meaning we went out on 1 date and never heard from him again.
He was the first guy I went out with on eHarmony (that site is not lucrative at all- very low return on investment so I don't recommend it). He was your typical Hollywood Jew, lived in a super baller apartment, had a flashy car, blah blah blah.
We met up at his place since it was in a prime location and we walked to an awesome Mexican restaurant. As we were walking this crazy homeless dude (who I thought was dead because he was laying on the ground) popped up and leapt toward me. Bachelor #36 sprung into action and protected me from this crazy hobo and got rid of him. I thought he was gonna punch him out, that would've been pretty awesome. After that happened he automatically got points for not being a pussy.
We had a great lunch, drank some margaritas, went back to his place and hung out at the pool. It was a pretty great day, I felt like I was at a resort. After the pool we had some wine, he serenaded me with his guitar (I'm a sucker for men who can play guitar) and then we made out. That day I exhibited self control and went home without anything happening that would shame my family.... which is probably why I never heard from him after that. But it's ok, I think I liked his place more than him.
Lesson I learned from this, eHarmony produces jerks also.
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