Thursday, May 2, 2013

Bachelor #20- Snooze...

I don't understand why it is so hard to meet someone who is both attractive and not boring. If someone is cute they usually have the personality of sawdust. If someone if hilarious and fun to be around they usually have the face of Frankenstein (ok maybe not that bad but you get my drift). Why is it impossible to have looks and personality?

I got drinks with Bachelor #20 last weekend, and it was just "eh." We didn't really have anything in common, he was very "eh" looking (I know I sounds superficial and looks fade- but I need physical attraction, sorry sue me) and I made sure to talk about how I don't like sports and I enjoy strippers (to ensure I don't heard from him again). He seemed nice, but there wasn't anything amazing about him- and I want amazing. I deserve amazing. After all of the bullshit I've had to put up with, with my douchebag ex boyfriend to all 20 bachelors I've had to sort through, I deserve someone great and I am not about to settle for less.

My mom says "I don't know why you waste your time going out with these guys." My answer- if I don't meet them how will I know if I like them or not. And how am I supposed to meet someone awesome if I don't put myself out there? I'm about ready to start looking into mail order husbands.