Email of the Night...

I've got a few gems for you tonight.

This one comes from Independently31 "Run Pete Run!!!!! Hi, I am Peter. Forest Gump is one of my favorite movies. I must say I’ve studied your profile and I find you down to earth, intelligent, and funny... You like Asian guys? I tell ya me likey you long time! Haha... I am not looking for anything serious at first, I just want to hang out with a cool chick like you! :)"

My likey you long time? Really? Aside from that, the "I'm not looking for anything serious" part is also not helping his case.

What's funny is that I didn't respond, obviously, and a few days later he followed up with "Hi there, you sound awesome, how's this match thing going so far? Met anyone interesting? I'd like to chat with you and get to know you."

Sounds like this guy forgot about the obnoxious email he had just sent a few days prior. Maybe he was drunk...

Another winner comes from a creepy looking fellow by the name of life_hacker_(he looks like a serial killer) "Hey, good news... I just got off the phone with customer service, and it turns out this site doesn't charge you by the number of responses you send. It's like an unlimited data plan.

OK, try sending a reply. Go for it...it's totally free ;)"

He had emailed me once before and decided that maybe following up with this "witty" email would prompt a response. Sorry... not working for me.

God where are all the nice, attractive, normal guys?????