Email of the Night... Guest Contribution

I have a guest contribution for this week's email of the night. One of my best friends has been getting the most bizarre, and rather disturbing emails. Here's a few for the records...

i wanna give it to u
i wanna feel what its like to be in you... as im kiss you and culminng inside as im looking deep into your eyes...
and whisper i love you!!

Gross... and what does culminng mean?

Here's another one my friend got, it isn't perverted but it's still bizarre:

Hmm, I think I know you…
You’re the woman from the Cayman Islands… the agent whose acquaintance I made after surfacing my submarine near the Virgin Gorda… Your “save me from my sinking boat” routine was a clever ruse, I’ll give you that much…
I know you slipped a sedative into my caviar before you handcuffed me to the bedpost… But I can’t believe you took my parrot… I told you he’d never talk!!
I’m curious… What did you do with the diamonds and $100k in cash in those suitcases? Foreign bribes, plastic surgery, chocolate, or what?

Two more she contributed include:

"Let me be your husband "
And,
"you look...Turkish".

The last one is only funny because she is Armenian. Hmmm... maybe it was Bachelor #21? The Turk?