By now many of you might be thinking "Damn girl you get around," or "If you're going out with all of these duds then why continue?" Here's the thing, believe it or not I am actually trying to seek out a potential husband because I don't want to end up as a spinster cat lady. It's impossible to meet men when I'm out and about in my daily life, so I figure if I date as many guys as possible, as quickly as possible, I am upping my chances of meeting someone decent. I figure, for every 20 guys I got out with, maybe one will stick? I guess we'll see.
My sister says "Why don't you try eHarmony?" Girlfriend I did! And I didn't get any bang for my buck (pardon the pun). eHarmony has such a tiresome interview process that by the time I got to the stage where I could actually email back and forth, I just stopped caring.
My mother says "What do you expect from these guys on Match? They're only looking for a hookup." I absolutely refuse to believe that EVERY single guy on Match just wants a wham bam thank you ma'am. There HAS to be somebody looking for something more serious... right? Or am I delusional? My mom also tells me time and time again that I should sign up for Table for Six. If you aren't familiar with this dating service basically 3 guys and 3 ladies go out to dinner on a group date. And if you like a guy and they also liked you you're set up on an individual date. In theory this sounds fine, except this service is over $1000!!! That is half of my trip to Spain! I'm sorry, but I would rather go on an amazing trip than spend that kind of dough on a dating service where I might not even meet anyone I like. Sorry, but I haven't quite reached the point of desperation yet.
In conclusion, if any of you have any awesome single guy friends (or brothers, cousins, nephews, sons...) feel free to send them my way! I only have a short questionaire for the applicant to fill out ;-)
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