There is nothing I hate more than a first coffee date. Why? Because usually it's the slowest, most boring hour of my life, and more often than not the date I am meeting is already half way through his beverage before I even sit down. RUDE!
I met up with Coffee Date at a Starbucks near LACMA (again I met him on OKCupid). I really should've made his ass treck down to my neck of the woods for some stupid coffee, and I have since learned to be less accommodating. If you want to go out with me your ass better be prepared to drive. But I digress...
Of course I showed up on time and he already has his coffee. At that moment I knew I was not going to go out with him again. If you can't be polite and wait for me to show up so you can pay for my coffee then fuck off. Don't get me wrong, he seemed like a nice person, not the most exciting man I've met but he was certainly no Old Face. He was ex-Army and was finishing up a masters degree. I think he said he wanted to teach, but I can't remember because I lost interest quickly.
We had a decent conversation and he said he wanted to see me again. I was polite and said "Yeah sure that would be great" even though my mind was already made up that I never wanted to speak to him again. He broke the coffee courtesy rule so I ignored all future texts from him.
That same night after coffee I went off to my next date with Bachelor # 4.
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