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Well everyone I'm back. I know many of you have missed hearing about my dating shenanigans and hijinks so I've decided to come back from my hiatus... you're welcome.
So last fall, after my Spanish spree, I met Bachelor #28 on Tinder. He was a hottie patottie- fresh out of the Army, all American guy, tall, handsome, had a country twang... he was the whole package (lookswise). Our first date was fantastic. We met up at a bar in Los Feliz, had a drink and talked. Then we went to Hollywood and went to the Comedy Store and watched a bunch of comedians all night. It was one of the best dates I've had in a really long time. After the show he immediately asked me out again- score beans!
So about a week later it was his 30th birthday and he invited me out with his friends- I thought that was a promising sign, but in reality I was overly hopeful for no reason. He was at a country bar with his friends out in Chatsworth, so I went out there and met up with him. His friends were all very nice, his best friend even bought me a drink. There was line dancing so Bachelor #28 and I attempted to participate (we were awful but at least we were able to laugh at ourselves). It was really a fantastic time.
After everyone cleared out from the bar Bachelor # 28 came back to my place. Now I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong! I did NOT sleep with him! Shocking, I know. We did, however, make out but Patti Stanger says that is ok. Man was he a great kisser!
After that incredible night I left for Savannah, GA to meet up with my girlfriend. While I was in Savannah Bachelor #28 text me everyday. So it was surprising that when I got back from my trip that I never saw him again. Yup, another vanishing act! Right when I came back from my trip he left for his trip, he was going to Kentucky for the Jack Daniels Food Fest. Maybe he ate too much and exploded, maybe his plane crashed, maybe he realized he was gay and met a great guy and decided to stay out there forever. I will never know. I do know that I wish I had slept with him because it probably would have been really awesome.
