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So I recently matched with this good looking guy (wasn't even HIS pics I found out) on OKC and he messaged me first and was asking about me and seemed like a nice person. I knew something shady was up with him because my intuition is on point, and because OKC is a cesspool of nastiness, but I just went along with it because I like to see how things play out.
I am going to just copy/paste the conversation totally unedited:
Him: “Good morning! How was your weekend?”
Me: “It was good, Sunday I skipped the Super Bowl and went
to my friend’s house and hung at her pool”
Him: “That sounds even better than watching the game! I need
to be honest with you, you seem beyond cool, so I don’t want to waste your time.
I’m married :\ “
Me: “You’re married? Then why are you on here? Gotta ask out
of curiosity. I like to pick a guy’s brain.”
Him: "Married way too young. That version of me doesn't exist anymore. If that makes any sense. Ask away."
Side note- what the fuck does that even mean???? Married too young is the fucking excuse literally every man who cheats says. I know this for a fact because that is literally the line I have heard from other cheating guys before. So fuck that bull shit.I digress...
Me: "So what's the purpose of being on here? You like the attention?"
Him: "It's definitely not about the attention (yeaaaaaah right). I'm not a kid (yeaaaaaah right). I'm beyond that. I like the mental stimulation (yeaaaaah right). And of course physically."
Me: "So you just want to have affairs? Why not get a divorce then?"
Him: "Not multiple. I'm very picky and don't have time. The divorce question is complicated" (heard that shit before).
Me: "Do you think this site is best for finding affairs? Or do you use other apps? Like Tinder or Bumble?"
Him: "I've never used Tinder or Bumble, so I wouldn't know. You should do some on the field research with me! lol"
Me: "I am writing a book actually about dating, and I've been on every site and app in existence and I've had crazy experiences. So this fascinates me."
Him: "You know, I would love to have a conversation on dating, from the male's perspective. I think I could provide you with great insight, seriously."
Me: "I'll take a hard pass on the field research, I'm not looking to be someone's side chick. Not to mention I have more integrity than that."
Him: "I would give you the blunt honest truth"
Me: "But your version is skewed because you're not a single man."
Him: "The side chick part was a joke (yeaaaah right). But I'm serious about the conversation."
Me: "How long have you been married?"
Him: "I don't think you quite understand how the male mind works."
Me: "I probably don't. It's baffling honestly."
Him: "It's not as simple as saying, he's just a dog. I know most men are like me. Women just refuse to accept it. I bet 80% of men cheat."
Me: "No I am of the thinking that most men are in fact like you. I've been cheated on so I know. And I've gone out with lots of guys who seem shady probably because they're hiding something. I'm not naive."
Him: "What I always tell people, don't go on free dating apps looking for something serious. Those are mostly guys looking to hook up. The serious relationship types are on the paid apps."
Me: "I've used the paid ones. The guys seem shady there too. Or just plain gross."
Him: "Those ask for credit card info, that by itself removes those who can't give out that info. Yes, you'll still get shady, but much less."
Me: " Aren't you worried your wife will find out you're on here? Or do you have an agreement or something?"
Him: "She has no idea. I use a texting app. I delete both when I'm home. I'm not the guy in the pics, that's a friend. But I'm very attractive and well off, so the women I've met don't care. I never meet anyone unless we have chemistry. So once they see me, they still find me attractive, with the interaction chemistry, they don't care."
Me: "Got it, wow this is all fascinating."
Him: "By the way, there's a ton of women on here doing the same. But I'm sure it's much more men."
Me: "I'm sure there are."
Him: "These apps are really difficult if you're looking for something serious. I would say this technology has advanced cheating."
Me: "I agree."
Him: "If you're smart and careful. Almost impossible to get caught. There's no trace on my phone bills and I don't use my real name. I'm super honest before we meet, and once they see me, they're ok with it."
Me: "So when you say you got married too young, and you like mental stimulation- does that mean you're bored? Like is your wife boring? Or did you like get married at 20 and you've been married like 10 years already so that's why you're bored? I've never been married so I don't know what it's like to be with someone long enough to get bored."
Him: "Men take much longer to mature, develop into themselves. When I got married, I was a stupid/naive person. I didn't know any better. I lover her, she was intelligent, very attractive, etc. But I didn't realize with time, I would develop into a different person. I now know exactly what I like, what stimulates me. Her likes, personality, sexuality isn't compatible with mine. I strongly believe in choosing a partner based on compatibility and the 4 personality types: amiable, analytical, driver and expressive. Compatibility: level of open minded, conversations, sexuality, likes, humor, etc."
End interview. I then asked him if he has any single friends who would be interested in asking my questions because now I am dying to pick their brains too.
Moral of the story- online dating is full of shady ass nasty mother fuckers- so buyers beware.
